Several months ago, I entered a cat adoption joint. Not really sure what I was looking for. My internet research suggested that a cat's behavior at the shelter is a good sign of it's behavior when you take them home. I paced the shelter eyeing each cat, looking for the one to be my friend. But cats are temperamental creatures, and shelters are the worst. Cats are territorial hunters. They don't next well. After about an hour I found one I liked, she was playing with a toy that was caught under a slide.
And the great ones sighed. Their wait was finally over.
So begins the story of Culthulu.